As you will find out from the following images, expectations and reality are completely different.
Sexy Anna. Plain sexy.
Christmas Tree Costume
I personally believe my representation of a Christmas Tree outfit last year is better than any I have seen before.
Cricket on the Beach
I just really want to visit Australia.
Sitting on Deckchairs
I have no words...
If you are a loyal reader you would have seen that one before.
And they say I'm not as pretty as Miley. Bish Watt
The mum I can't see the suns in my eyes photo face.
Eating a Sandwich
Wearing Santa Hats
Me crying because I will never look like Caroline in a Christmas hat.
When you realize that you don't have celebrity friends to take selfies with... awks.
Taking Photos in a Cave
I need a tan asap.
Lets just say I'm not as good as Tiger....
My dinosaur date was very polite and held my hand, yet wasn't much of a talker.
I have no words... I have too many ugly slips.
and I wonder why Luke Hemmings isn't going to be my boyfriend.
LOL. Dread I just crashed back to reality.
*cries in room for eternity*
I hope you have had a good week.
Thanks for the 70,000+ views on Google+
I love you all - just as much as my dinosaur date!